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Work VS Prison

In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal, and you have
to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with more

At work you must carry a security card and unlock and
open all the doors yourself.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go
At work you're just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay
for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go to bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave
at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out

In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, hey, we have managers.

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