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Mute Communications
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN) : " What would you like to do ? " Mute #2 (SIGN) : " I don't know, what about you ? " Mute #1 (SIGN) : " Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun. " Mute #2 (SIGN) : " Good idea. " So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder . . . Front Seat Mute (SIGN) : " What ? " Back Seat Mute (SIGN) : " Have you got any protection ? " Front Seat Mute (SIGN) : " No. Don't you ? " Back Seat Mute (SIGN) : " No. We had better go to a drug store and get some. " They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I've got a problem. " Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I can't make the druggist understand what I want. " Inside Mute (SIGN) : " I know what to do. " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " What ? " Inside Mute (SIGN) : " Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put your penis on the counter. He'll know what you want. " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " Good idea. " The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later he's back at the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN) : " Well ? " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " It didn't work. " Inside Mute (SIGN) : " What do you mean ? " Outside Mute (SIGN) : " I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my penis on the counter. He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5 dollars. "

Dikirim Oleh : Liano ALAM
Pada Tanggal : 19 Sep 98
Sudah Dilihat : 457 kali

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